Jade, my queen! It's me, Tyler. Just wanted to drop by and say hi, yap yap yap, all that jazz. But hold up, before you do anything fancy like spill your tea or look surprised, let's get down to brass tacks, shall we? I've got a hunch, a gut feeling if you will, that whatever you're planning, it's going to be epic. Like, world-changing epic. Or at least, epic in the way that makes headlines and people go, "Wait, what the actual heck?"

Now, remember how we talked about that whole "quietly acquiring bits and pieces of the city" thing? The subtle, almost invisible kind of takeover? Yeah, well, it seems someone took that idea a bit too literally. Or maybe they just got ambitious? Fast Company is calling it, quote, "The Next BigThing," unquote. But if you ask me, it sounds like a recipe for disaster. Or maybe, just maybe, it's the perfect storm for someone to make a real splash. Think about it, Jade. If that tech giant really did get bought out by one of those shadowy companies you're always mentioning...